unclechuckup: what do you do mob 4130: swirl poo mob 4130: http://www.airtran.com/ mob 4130: where you are mob 4130: where are you not? unclechuckup: here unclechuckup: www.yourpagehere.com unclechuckup: whats all on your computer? mob 4130: a mouse mob 4130: a keyboard unclechuckup: and a house mob 4130: well mob 4130: 17" monitor mob 4130: hp cd burner 4x mob 4130: cd drive mob 4130: 2 HD mob 4130: 20G and a 6G mob 4130: 3x 128M ram mob 4130: 32MB video mob 4130: mouse mob 4130: keyboard mob 4130: and 300" manhole unclechuckup: for placement of the manhole? unclechuckup: how much? mob 4130: for no placement of the man hole mob 4130: 500 unclechuckup: 500? unclechuckup: thats it? mob 4130: oh yea its a PII 450 mob 4130: why you say thats it? mob 4130: should i say more? unclechuckup: dont know mob 4130: why you interested? or a friend unclechuckup: nick might be unclechuckup: i might be unclechuckup: too unclechuckup: but its only a p2 unclechuckup: too slow for me unclechuckup: i want everything to be instantaneous mob 4130: hmm unclechuckup: a computer that hooks into my brain for instant processing mob 4130: well it wont be with a p4 2.2 ghz mob 4130: youll have to wait for the pentium 80 10.21 Jiggawats processor unclechuckup: :-D mob 4130: that uses its own cold fusion power suppy unclechuckup: with neural uplink capabilities unclechuckup: not the imouse but the eyemouse unclechuckup: and the terabyte harddrive mob 4130: not evben that. you dont have to move mob 4130: 200 terabyt drive. the size of a dime unclechuckup: a stack of 5 mob 4130: in raid 0 formation mob 4130: and a cd burner that will copy 3 cds in the amount of time it usually takes to close the door unclechuckup: with a fiberoptic internet connection unclechuckup: no, make it 2 of those mob 4130: synchronous unclechuckup: yep mob 4130: wireless 2 terabit internet and lan connection mob 4130: wan connection sorry unclechuckup: another 500 terabytes of ram mob 4130: that comes stock mob 4130: and it comes with a free mouse pad unclechuckup: lazyboy mouse pad mob 4130: yes. it reads your heart rate mob 4130: but there is no mouse. mob 4130: remember> mob 4130: its just thre for comfort unclechuckup: inner ear sound system unclechuckup: with a sub mob 4130: yes unclechuckup: but only has a 24 mb video card mob 4130: i thought it had a 6mb video mob 4130: and can only handle duke nuke em unclechuckup: and doom unclechuckup: dos version unclechuckup: built in printer unclechuckup: and drink holder mob 4130: and the drink holder cools or warms your drinlk unclechuckup: no not a drink holder......an iv mob 4130: yes. dr pepper iv , drips onto your tounge, but gives you all your essential vitamins during the day mob 4130: well mob 4130: water unclechuckup: nano machines replicating pizza substitutes unclechuckup: the government already has such computers unclechuckup: they're monitoring this conversation right now mob 4130: yes. they are using our ideas for their work. they are already in the process of making them a reality mob 4130: well jeff, and govt. officials. its lunch time. unclechuckup: they were a reality...they're beaming these ideas into our brains mob 4130: I currently fell into a deep state of vegetation, I feel lethargic like a heard of manatee in a large warm lagoon somewhere just inside the coast of Florida. I am eating and grazing the local vegetation. Lunch. mob 4130: liar unclechuckup: k go to lunch mob 4130: I am out right now with unclechuckup beating little monkeys into a pulp for lunch. I'll be back some time after 11:55 AM. Try and contact me then, maybe ill bring some baby seal pelts back in a doggy bag for you. mob 4130: i will.