mob 4130: one time, long long ago, a log formed. from the rectum of all that is holy. unclechuckup: then the voice from above rained down upon this log words that could only be understood by those present on that day, the voice sounded as though it were muffled somehow...it sounded like charlie bwons teacher unclechuckup: muaw muah mah maw muawawop bweep mob 4130: muoww muoowwm. the thunderous voice, that only could be understood on that day during that time, was so loud and muffled, it not only confused the listeners, but scared them to the point that they went into shock and later died from malnutrition. the loud thunderous voice then went into hiding and has not been heard since unclechuckup: the log that was formed in that time on that day became petrified and fell from that bung that was oh so holy unclechuckup: and it made a splash the like no one since has been able to comprehend mob 4130: that splash, created such landmarks seen today, such as the niagra falls, or the large barren sea floor that we know of as the mojave desert. unclechuckup: and from the liquid making such a splash did disintegrate that log into such wonderous things as the smog we breathe today mob 4130: yes, true, the smog and all the rare heavy elements that are found on todays chart of the elements mob 4130: hello mob 4130: did the story end? unclechuckup: im not sure unclechuckup: what else happened? unclechuckup: the music i was listening to changed unclechuckup: so my whole thought process changed with it mob 4130: hmm. where did your thought potty pants go? unclechuckup: the music changed from trance, freeflow thought, to hardcore drum and bass mob 4130: to hardcore yanni unclechuckup: yani the remix unclechuckup: so now confusion and anxiety set in unclechuckup: and now i have to poop mob 4130: a log? unclechuckup: a couple of them unclechuckup: and smog came out of my butt too mob 4130: ocuh unclechuckup: and i started to see stars until being drawn back by another onslaught of turdlets mob 4130: look at my avitar at the bottom of this page linky unclechuckup: À unclechuckup: avitar? unclechuckup: picture? mob 4130: icon, logo unclechuckup: ah yes i see..........what is it? mob 4130: the nori, nasal cleanser mob 4130: http://www2.active.ch/~gerstei/index.html unclechuckup: hmmmmmmmmmm no sir i didnt like it mob 4130: YOU WILL LIKE IT WHEN IT CLEANS YOUR NOSE mob 4130: OUT unclechuckup: irritation is to be expected mob 4130: YES. unclechuckup: exhale vigorously 3 or 4 times unclechuckup: through your bung mob 4130: HA unclechuckup: :-D unclechuckup: exhale violently unclechuckup: knocking chairs over unclechuckup: and blowing posters off the wall unclechuckup: quit laughing it is a necessary step in cleansing the brown nostril mob 4130: yayaya mob 4130: hahah mob 4130: exhale violently, beware of hernia or popped lung mob 4130: capilaries take 2 weeks to heal unclechuckup: it comes with a special plug to prevent your lower and upper intestines from ripping from your loins mob 4130: more like a special suit to wear, cuz it exhales for you mob 4130: violently unclechuckup: may cause slight discomfort mob 4130: down there unclechuckup: some side effects include but are not limited to; dirrhea, swollen feet, gland problems, loss of vision, abnormal hair growth, profuse sweating, excess amounts of belly lint, and of course drymouth unclechuckup: it said so in german mob 4130: may or maynot contain nuts, and will cause anal seepage unclechuckup: corn is sometimes present in seepage but no worries are needed mob 4130: comes with a 2 week supply of adult diapers for those heavy flow days unclechuckup: the nori nasal cleanser has not been tested by the product saftey commision, basf, fbi, qvc, opra, or the bar-b-que....and may or may not actually cleanse your nostrils.......the nori nasal cleanser system has also been know to cause advanced polio